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Care of Wooden Floors

By Will Wiles

Care of Wooden Floors book

Care of Wooden Floors

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A witty debut novel about a house-sitting gig gone terribly, hilariously wrong. A British copywriter stays for a week at his composer friend Oskar's elegant, ultramodern apartment in a glum Eastern European city. The instructions are simple: feed the cats, don't touch the piano, and make sure nothing harms the priceless wooden floors. Content for the first time in ages, he accidentally spills some wine. Over the course of a week, both the apartment and the narrator's sanity fall apart in this original and "weirdly addictive" (Daily Mail) novel. As the situation in and out of the sleek apartment spirals out of control, more of Oskar's notes appear, taking on an insistent--even sinister--tone. Care of Wooden Floors is a must-read for anyone who's ever bungled a house-sitting gig, or felt inferior to a perfectionist friend--that is to say, all of us.
Product details
Binding:
Paperback
Number of Pages:
304
Release Date:
2017-11-14
Publication Date:
2017-11-14
Publisher:
Amazon Publishing
Languages:
Original: English
ISBN10:
1542047749
ISBN13:
9781542047746
Weight:
309 g
Height:
139 cm
Width:
208 cm
Thickness:
25 cm
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