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Chronicles of Cosmic Nonsense

By Rohit Patel

Chronicles of Cosmic Nonsense

By Rohit Patel

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Reality is broken. The conspiracy hotline is on hold. And someone just gave a cactus a podcast.Welcome to Chronicles of Cosmic Nonsense, your gateway to a hilarious and increasingly unhinged science fiction satire where nothing makes sense-and that's exactly the point.Meet Randy Bottles, a delusional tour operator offering flat-earth cruises in a holographic sea. Meet Marla, a hard-drinking reality-bending manager with zero patience and 12 timelines on speed dial. And don't forget Carl the Sentient Cactus, who thinks he's God. He might be right.In this madcap series of interconnected episodes, time, space, and logic spiral out of control. Whether you're visiting a simulated Beta Earth infested with motivational AIs, stumbling through bureaucratic wormholes, or reading a toaster's memoir, one thing is guaranteed: you'll laugh, groan, and question everything.Perfect for fans of Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, and Futurama, this sci-fi satire explores the absurdity of conspiracy culture, tech obsession, and just... being alive in the 21st century.So grab your quantum plunger, strap into your paradox-proof chair, and prepare for a sci-fi adventure where the only constant is chaos-and maybe brunch.Includes: Flat-Earth cruises, simulation breakdowns, cosmic brunches, NFT therapy goats, time-traveling plumbing unions, and a shocking amount of sincere existential dread hidden in slapstick.
Product details
Binding:
Paperback
Number of Pages:
314
Release Date:
2025-07-04
Publication Date:
2025-07-04
Publisher:
Rohit Patel
Languages:
Original: English
ISBN13:
9798231350940
Weight:
339 g
Height:
127 cm
Width:
203 cm
Thickness:
17 cm
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