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MORTIMER CRANE

MORTIMER CRANE

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Description
When the world ends, it doesn't send a memo.
Mortimer Crane woke up undead, duct-taped, and trending. Now the accidental messiah of a collapsing reality, he's hunted by governments, worshiped by lunatics, and followed by a dog who might be the only one still making sense.
But when a billionaire offers him a "new body" and a chance to fix what's broken, Mortimer is thrown into a divine bureaucracy gone mad - where angels file complaints, demons have day jobs, and God's biggest mistake might just be a clerical error.
Armed with sarcasm, duct tape, and one very determined dog, Mortimer must decide whether to save a world that stopped making sense... or finally let it fall apart.
Darkly funny, wildly inventive, and unexpectedly human, Mortimer Crane is a story about chaos, redemption, and the strange comfort of being slightly broken - in a universe that's even worse.
Product details
Binding:
Paperback
Number of Pages:
274
Release Date:
2025-12-02
Publication Date:
2025-10-31
Publisher:
Lulu.com
Languages:
Original: English
ISBN10:
1326022849
ISBN13:
9781326022846
Weight:
359 g
Height:
148 cm
Width:
210 cm
Thickness:
15 cm
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