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The Rise and Rot of Rancid Royalty
By Luke Stoffel
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Description
When the Royals chewed through the last of the sugar supply, they built monstrous refineries to pump out artificial sweetener by the bucket full. But their factories poisoned the sky, melted the perma-frosting-and unleashed something far worse: the Candy Rot of 2020.
The plague ruins everything and King Orangello the Overripe flees the throne, retreating to Mar-a-Mango Manor in a swirl of denial and fake frosting-as the kingdom crumbles, lick by lick.
But just when all hope has curdled... a rebel rises. Laffin' Taffin' Taylor, a sassafras lovin' spitfire, rides in to lasso the lies, wrangle the rot, and lead a frosting-fueled rebellion.
Filled with marshmallow mayhem, sugar-coated satire, and rhyming rebellion songs. The Rise and Rot of Rancid Royalty is a twisted fairytale about corruption, greed, courage- and a full-on royal revolution topped with sprinkles.Perfect for fans of fractured fables, unapologetically oddball worlds, and stories where cupcakes carry pitchforks, this frosted epic proves that:¿Not every queen needs a crown.
¿¿¿¿Sometimes frosting fades.
¿¿¿¿But grit? Grit sticks.
Product details
- Binding:
- Paperback
- Number of Pages:
- 82
- Release Date:
- 2025-05-07
- Publication Date:
- 2025-05-13
- Publisher:
- Cinderly Press
- Languages:
- Original: English
- ISBN13:
- 9798991798754
- GPSR Manufacturer Reference:
- [email protected]
- Minimum Reading Age:
- 4
- Maximum Reading Age:
- 18
- Weight:
- 256 g
- Height:
- 216 cm
- Width:
- 216 cm
- Thickness:
- 6 cm
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