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Girl, 15, Charming but Insane

By Sue Limb

Girl, 15, Charming but Insane Fiction

Girl, 15, Charming but Insane

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Life was tragic enough before this spring started. With a distinct lack of boobage and an arse so big that birds of prey could nest within its shadows, Jess Jordan is saddled with the Goddess Flora for a best friend, a Britney Spears look-alike so gorgeous that one grain of her divine dandruff could make the blind see again. Jess knows that her soul mate is Ben Jones, a divine mixture of Leonardo diCaprio, Prince William, and Brad Pitt who oozes mystery and charisma. But the campaign to get Ben to notice her brings on a cavalcade of mortification and disaster, including, but not limited to, a minestrone soup explosion that takes place in her bra and a schoolwide viewing of a videotape that features a topless Jess referring to her breasts as "Bonnie" and "Clyde." Meanwhile, Jess's death-obsessed Granny moves into her bedroom, along with her grandfather's remains; her hypochondriac dad, who sends her daily "horrorscopes" like "You will fall asleep with your mouth open, and a family of earwigs will move in," acts strange about Jess staying with him this summer; and her longtime friend Fred, a television violence addict and closet thumbsucker, has decided that he can't stand being around her. Jess is determined to make things right . . . but with her offbeat sense of humor and her wildly active imagination, things get complicated along the way. "From the Hardcover edition.
Product details
Binding:
Paperback
Number of Pages:
214
Release Date:
2005-05-10
Publication Date:
2005-05-10
Publisher:
Random House Children's Books
Languages:
Original: English
ISBN10:
0385732155
ISBN13:
9780385732154
Minimum Reading Age:
12
Maximum Reading Age:
15
Weight:
186 g
Height:
134 cm
Width:
198 cm
Thickness:
14 cm
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