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Destiny Can Bite Me
By Jon Smith
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Description
Vincent Lupo is a jaded, wine-soaked immortal just trying to finish writing his latest smutty novel and avoid the people he's wronged-magical or otherwise.
Then a severed head turns up in his fridge, branded with an invocation sigil and whispering lines from a play he wrote a century ago. A play the wrong people believe is prophecy.
Now Vincent's neck-deep in death cults, cursed scripts, and a once-devoted mortal aide who's now a cult leader hellbent on crafting his own narrative-and casting Vincent as the unwilling Bloodbard at centre stage.
He's not a hero. He's just immortal, inconveniently famous in the wrong circles, and really bad at staying uninvolved.
The prophecy wants him bled dry.
Vincent wants a drink.
Only one of them gets what they want.
A sardonic urban fantasy of blood, banter, and very bad decisions.
Product details
Binding:
Paperback
Number of Pages:
290
Release Date:
2025-09-29
Publication Date:
2025-10-05
Publisher:
Balkon Media
Languages:
Original:
English
ISBN10:
1916970184
ISBN13:
9781916970182
GPSR Manufacturer Reference:
Weight:
474 g
Height:
152 cm
Width:
229 cm
Thickness:
17 cm
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