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So Here We Are

By Robert Horodyski

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So Here We Are

By Robert Horodyski

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So Here We Are is a satirical survival guide built for the world we hoped we'd never see. Inspired by Cold War-era civil defense manuals, this darkly humorous handbook blends real-life preparedness strategies with vintage aesthetics and modern absurdity. Equal parts practical and parody, it walks readers through surviving a nuclear event - from fallout shelter construction and radiation dosimetry to barter economics, morale management, and how not to die from a toilet bucket mishap.Designed with full-page illustrations, retro clipart, and graphic embellishments, the book embraces the tone of a declassified government field manual that accidentally got rewritten by a cynical survivalist with a sharpie and too much free time. Every section is infused with gallows humor, practical guidance, and a reminder that if you can't laugh at the end of the world, you're probably already dead inside.Whether you're looking for a one-of-a-kind Father's Day gift, a prepper's coffee table book, or just a reason to smile in the face of existential dread, So Here We Are delivers. It's a tactical handbook for the emotionally prepared - those who know that when the air raid sirens wail, the time to panic has already passed, and all that's left is duct tape, canned beans, and sarcastic checklists.This is not a typical survival guide - it's a blueprint for enduring disaster with grim wit and maybe, just maybe, making it out the other side with your sanity (mostly) intact. Because if civilization collapses, the least we can do is be organized about it.
Product details
Binding:
Paperback
Number of Pages:
78
Release Date:
2025-07-04
Publication Date:
2025-07-04
Publisher:
Robert Horodyski
Languages:
Original: English
ISBN13:
9798998888922
Weight:
171 g
Height:
189 cm
Width:
246 cm
Thickness:
5 cm
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