Placeholder text
How to Wash a Red Apple
0 - Default Title
Description
Here's what makes this manual worth filing:
Absurdly serious humor: dry, straight-faced instructions that turn tiny dilemmas into full procedures.
Stress relief for overthinkers: clear steps provide comic structure that actually calms anxious minds.
Quick, re-readable chapters: open at random and you get a complete, self-contained scenario in minutes. Smart gift value: more clever than a novelty item, more fun than self-help-perfect for coworkers, friends, or Secret Santa.
Visual comedy: line-art diagrams and "official" stamps that make the parody feel like a real field manual.
Perfect for anxious overthinkers, rule-lovers, and anyone who finds comfort in turning nonsense into official procedure. Whether as a desk companion, a bedtime laugh, or the smartest gag gift you'll ever give, this book delivers certified relief from daily unpredictability.
Product details
Binding:
Paperback
Number of Pages:
138
Release Date:
2025-10-17
Publication Date:
2025-10-17
Publisher:
Tsarina Publishing
Languages:
Original:
English
ISBN10:
1069838705
ISBN13:
9781069838704
Weight:
212 g
Height:
152 cm
Width:
229 cm
Thickness:
8 cm
Currently sold out