Special Teams, Slurping Dogs, and Sex Camels

Name: Special Teams, Slurping Dogs, and Sex Camels
Brand: Palmetto Publishing
Availability: OutOfStock
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By Merlin, G. Michael

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Men: Does your wife block your blitz every night? Does she call a timeout every time you make a move? Is your sex life like running the wishbone, only it's all wish and no bone? Then look no further than this handy guide to help you score in the bedroom. A Man's Playbook for Marriage is a bold, irreverent take on the complexities of relationships, crafted specifically for men in the style of a football playbook. It breaks down marital topics and tasks into three categories: Offensive Plays, Defensive Plays, and Special Teams. Offensive Plays are skills like household chores, foreplay, and listening, ensuring you're not just a spectator in your marriage. Defensive Plays tackle tricky topics like strip clubs, pornography, and in-laws. The Special Teams section covers winning tactics for sharing a bathroom, giving compliments and gifts, and managing money. Finally, a candid note to women explains the book's locker-room aesthetic, which helps men feel comfortable and confident on the relationship playing field. Each section employs a strong lineup of humor, relatable scenarios, and logical strategies, packing this playbook full of game-changing advice. A Man's Playbook for Marriage translates cohabitation and commitment quandaries into gridiron gameplans that are logical and easy to execute. Whether you're looking to improve your relationship or just want a good laugh, this playbook is your go-to resource for becoming a more satisfied - and satisfying - husband.

Product details

Binding:: Paperback
Number of Pages:: 200
Release Date:: 2025-10-28
Publication Date:: 2025-10-28
Publisher:: Palmetto Publishing
Languages:: Original: English
ISBN13:: 9798822986107
GPSR Manufacturer Reference:: [email protected]
Weight:: 298 g
Height:: 15.2 cm
Width:: 22.9 cm
Thickness:: 1.2 cm

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