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A Long Walk Up the Water Slide

A Long Walk Up the Water Slide

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Neal Carey has to keep the mob, the FBI, and a major television personality from killing his newest client -- but he's tempted to do the job himself.

Sometime student and ever-reluctant detective Neal Carey would rather be finishing a dull doctoral thesis than staring down the nose of a loaded gun -- but his new assignment doesn't sound dangerous. All he has to do is pull off the ultimate makeover: turn Polly Paget --a gum-chewing, foul-mouthed, big-haired broad -- into a perfect lady in time to testify in a rape case against Jack Landis, head of the Family Cable Network and America's most beloved family man. But Polly isn't cooperating, and everyone -- including a former FBI agent, an obsessive-compulsive hit man, the Mafia, a porn prince, and a slew of tabloid reporters -- is on her trail, turning Neal's ''simple'' assignment into a deadly game of duck-duck-goose.

In a hellish and hilarious escapade that takes him from the deserts of Nevada to the bright lights of Las Vegas and finally to a hair-raising climax in a shoddily built amusement park, Neal tries to escape the mob's big guns while taking a slippery walk up the world's biggest water slide.
Product details
Release Date:
2011-05-01
Publication Date:
2011-05-01
Publisher:
BLACKSTONE PUB
Languages:
Published: English, Original: English
ISBN10:
1441786805
Weight:
181 g
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