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Maximum embarrassment, minimum prohibition

By Dominik Mikulaschek

Maximum embarrassment, minimum prohibition

By Dominik Mikulaschek

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In **"Maximum Embarrassment, Minimum Prohibition"** a perfectly normal Monday at **Ruleberg Elementary** suddenly smells... official. Not the usual mix of freshly mopped hallways and forgotten gym bags-this is the sharp scent of **starched shirts, clipboards, and way too much seriousness**. Right by the school gate, Milo Mertens spots a brand-new gray sign that makes his detective instincts tingle: **"REPORT EMBARRASSMENT! - A clean school is a dignified school."** Milo knows trouble when he sees it. Because whenever the **Office for Peace & Rules** (yes, that's a real thing) shows up, school stops being school and starts feeling like a folder full of forms.
Milo isn't alone. At his side is **Fina**, the brilliant rule-analyzer with the legendary notebook, and **Turbo**, their best friend who can turn any quiet moment into chaos-usually by accident. And today, it happens fast: Turbo gets a tiny chocolate stain on his shirt. Normally that would be nothing. But under the new system, a chocolate spot isn't just messy... it's **dangerous**. Enter **Inspector Order**, the gray-coated master of perfect behavior, armed with a clipboard and a terrifying device on a tripod: the **Blush Scanner**. It beeps, flashes, and measures how red someone's ears get-because apparently **embarrassment is now a measurable crime**.
Within minutes, Turbo loses **Dignity Points**. And that's when the trio learns what's really happening: the school is launching **PROJECT DIGNITY-VALUE**, a ridiculous new program that claims it can track and control every "undignified" moment-stumbling, laughing, speaking too loudly, telling a weird joke, or simply... being human. A massive digital scoreboard in the auditorium displays everyone's points like a public ranking. The message is clear: **If you blush, you lose. If you're perfect, you win.**
Suddenly, the hallways fill with warning signs, surveillance devices, and students walking like they're afraid to breathe wrong. And worst of all, hanging above the corridor is a heavy iron bell: the **Shame Bell**. It rings when someone breaks the Embarrassment Code. One loud *BONG* and the whole school knows: someone messed up. Someone is "unworthy." Milo feels it in his stomach-this isn't just funny. This is a trap that turns childhood into a performance.
In **Chapter 2**, everything escalates. Turbo says something wrong-**in super-loud mode**-and the Blush Scanners go wild. The lights turn furious, the points crash, and the Shame Bell rings again and again. Now Milo, Fina, and Turbo aren't just students in a weird new school system... they're targets. Inspector Order places them under "special observation," which is basically a fancy way of saying: **you're in trouble, and we're watching you.**
So the three friends start their own counter-mission: uncover the logic holes, outsmart the rules, and bring back what Ruleberg is losing-**laughter, freedom, and real friendship**. **"Maximum Embarrassment, Minimum Prohibition"** is a hilarious **children's novel for ages 8 and up**, packed with fast chapters, big comedy, school chaos, and detective teamwork. It's perfect for readers who love funny school stories, clever adventures, and books that prove one powerful thing: **being embarrassed doesn't make you weak-it makes you human.**
Product details
Binding:
Paperback
Number of Pages:
84
Release Date:
2026-02-12
Publication Date:
2026-02-12
Publisher:
tredition
Languages:
Original: English
ISBN10:
3384826779
ISBN13:
9783384826770
GPSR Manufacturer Reference:
[email protected]
Minimum Reading Age:
8
Weight:
162 g
Height:
170 cm
Width:
220 cm
Thickness:
7 cm
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