Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes

Name: Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes
Brand: Eraserhead Press
SKU: 9781621052210-V
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By Carlton Mellick III

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Known for his cute, disturbing, and utterly absurd novels, cult author Carlton Mellick III returns with a tale of childhood love and spontaneous face explosions. Ethan is in love with the weird girl in school. The one with the twitchy eyes and spiders in her hair. The one who can't sit still for even a minute and speaks in an odd squeaky voice. The one they call Spiderweb. Although she scares all the other kids in school, Ethan thinks Spiderweb is the cutest, sweetest, most perfect girl in the world. But there's a problem. Whenever they go on a date at the Dairy Queen, her whole fucking face explodes. He's not sure why it happens. She just gets so excited that pressure builds under her skin. Then her face bursts, spraying meat and gore across the room, her eyeballs and lips landing in his strawberry sundae. At first, Ethan believes he can deal with his girlfriend's face-exploding condition. But the more he gets to know her, the weirder her condition turns out to be. And as their relationship gets serious, Ethan realizes that the only way to make it work is to become just as strange as she is. From the award-winning author of Sweet Story and The Haunted Vagina, comes a twisted love story that is as creepy as it is heart-warming.

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Binding:: Paperback
Number of Pages:: 122
Release Date:: 2016-04-06
Publication Date:: 2016-04-06
Publisher:: Eraserhead Press
Languages:: Published: English, Original: English
ISBN10:: 1621052214
GPSR Manufacturer Reference:: [email protected]
Weight:: 1050 g

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