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The Worst Elf Book in the Whole Entire World
By Joey Acker
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Description
Elves = magic, toys, joy, and candy canes, right?WRONG.
Because Nameless the Rock does NOT like elves. He doesn't trust elves. He doesn't even know why elves need their own book.There's glitter.There were candy canes-until the elf ate them all.There's a sleigh. On fire.And Santa? Missing.
And of course, the elf is way too cheerful about all of it. (He made one toy. It was a stick.)
Nameless just wants peace and quiet. Maybe a nap by the fire. But instead, he's trapped in Elfmas-and it's somehow getting worse by the page.
Still-because Joey Acker's books never behave- a weird, kinda-happy ending sneaks in anyway. Ugh.
YOU'LL LOVE THIS BOOK IF YOU LOVE Funny Christmas or winter stories with ridiculous twists Grumpy narrators and overly-happy elves Glitter, chaos, and unhelpful "helping" Humor that makes kids AND grown-ups laugh out loud Picture books that don't take the holidays seriously
Product details
Binding:
Paperback
Number of Pages:
42
Release Date:
2025-11-07
Publication Date:
2025-11-08
Publisher:
Joey and Melanie Acker
Languages:
Original:
English
ISBN10:
1951046544
ISBN13:
9781951046545
GPSR Manufacturer Reference:
Minimum Reading Age:
3
Maximum Reading Age:
7
Weight:
143 g
Height:
216 cm
Width:
216 cm
Thickness:
3 cm
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