{"product_id":"slagle-solar-wars-9798349507113","title":"Solar Wars","description":"Solar Wars: Mission Accomplished-ish\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThey're not the best crew in the galaxy... just the loudest.\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMeet the crew of the S.S. Delusion-a ship held together by duct tape, bad decisions, and one very overworked AI. They weren't assigned this mission. They weren't even supposed to be in space. But when a top-secret galactic transmission arrives at the wrong inbox, they do the only logical thing: accept it.Why? Free snacks.\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCaptain Slade speaks only in dramatic pauses and vague gestures. SgtSquishyPants barks orders no one follows, from a clipboard that contains nothing useful. Amazingdizzo tracks near-death experiences like sports stats. Yellowsnow, the team's cursed optimist, somehow builds a sentient cake son during a repair. And Brenda, the ship's AI, has reached peak sarcasm and existential dread.\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhat begins as a not-at-all-authorized mission spirals into full-scale clone rebellions, diplomatic breakdowns (including one accidental engagement), a file war on Bureaucratia Prime, and a frosting-based planetary uprising. Oh-and the toilet opens into deep space now. Don't ask.This is not a story of brave heroes saving the galaxy.\n\u003cbr\u003e\n This is a story of four cosmic screw-ups who trip over the galaxy's problems and accidentally save it anyway.","brand":"Ink Rift","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53728689094998,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/www.momoxbooks.com\/products\/slagle-solar-wars-9798349507113","provider":"momoxbooks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}