{"product_id":"kysa-steele-cat-out-of-luck-9798998942242","title":"Cat Out of Luck","description":"Some disasters start with good intentions. Others start with cats who think graduation ceremonies need more excitement.\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMischief is a perfectly reasonable cat familiar with simple priorities: sardines, proper napping spots, and maintaining his witch's magical education through selective chaos. When he helpfully destabilizes a portal to improve a boring graduation ritual, he gets transformed into a human body and stranded in a dimension where monks keep trying to pet him.\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIndignity upon indignity.\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBut the interdimensional mishap is no accident. A cosmic entity called the Collector has been systematically harvesting independent familiars to power reality's portal networks-thousands of beings stolen and reduced to magical batteries.\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNow Mischief faces a choice: find a way home to safety and sardines, or accept responsibility for beings who've been waiting decades for someone to care enough to fight back.\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe problem is he's stuck in a body with the wrong number of legs, his chaos magic works differently in human form, and he's starting to suspect that maybe, possibly, the universe made a terrible mistake giving him any responsibility whatsoever.\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSometimes the only solution is to teach rigid systems proper behavior through applied chaos.","brand":"Kysa Steele","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53799926825302,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/www.momoxbooks.com\/products\/kysa-steele-cat-out-of-luck-9798998942242","provider":"momoxbooks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}