{"product_id":"jon-smith-destiny-can-bite-me-9781916970182","title":"Destiny Can Bite Me","description":"Every prophecy needs a villain.This one got a sarcastic vampire with a bad attitude.\n\u003cbr\u003e\nVincent Lupo is a jaded, wine-soaked immortal just trying to finish writing his latest smutty novel and avoid the people he's wronged-magical or otherwise.\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThen a severed head turns up in his fridge, branded with an invocation sigil and whispering lines from a play he wrote a century ago. A play the wrong people believe is prophecy.\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNow Vincent's neck-deep in death cults, cursed scripts, and a once-devoted mortal aide who's now a cult leader hellbent on crafting his own narrative-and casting Vincent as the unwilling Bloodbard at centre stage.\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHe's not a hero. He's just immortal, inconveniently famous in the wrong circles, and really bad at staying uninvolved.\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe prophecy wants him bled dry.\n\u003cbr\u003e\nVincent wants a drink.\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOnly one of them gets what they want.\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA sardonic urban fantasy of blood, banter, and very bad decisions.","brand":"Balkon Media","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53759935316310,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/www.momoxbooks.com\/products\/jon-smith-destiny-can-bite-me-9781916970182","provider":"momoxbooks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}