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How To Train Your Human

By Milliner, Neil J

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How To Train Your Human

By Milliner, Neil J

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Your cat has read this book. Now it's your turn.In How to Train Your Human: A Cat's Guide to Feline Mastery, the tables are turned-and the litter box is optional. Narrated by a delightfully smug feline life coach, this satirical guide offers a whisker-sharp look at the art of human manipulation, from the strategic 3 a.m. zoomies to the power of a well-timed purr. Whether you're a seasoned cat servant or a rookie still clinging to the illusion of control, this book will leave you laughing, nodding, and nervously checking your cat's search history.Packed with "training exercises," passive-aggressive commentary, and emotionally manipulative meow scripts, this is more than a parody-it's a love letter to the mysterious, maddening, and magical bond between cats and their humans. Beneath the humor lies a tender truth: cats don't just own our homes-they own our hearts.Perfect for readers who adore The Secret Life of Pets, Grumpy Cat, or Cat vs. Human, this book is a must-have for anyone who's ever asked, "Do I live with a cat... or for one?"
Product details
Binding:
Paperback
Number of Pages:
44
Release Date:
2025-08-24
Publication Date:
2025-08-24
Publisher:
Neil J Milliner
Languages:
Original: English
ISBN13:
9798231403677
GPSR Manufacturer Reference:
[email protected]
Weight:
81 g
Height:
152 cm
Width:
229 cm
Thickness:
3 cm
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