{"product_id":"j-m-nightingale-skankabel-9798999295996","title":"Skankabel","description":"SkankInk - The affordable, black-and-white anti-fairytale for grown-ups who love their bedtime stories with a filthy grin and a glass of gin.\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOnce upon a meltdown...There was a fairy with a face like thunder and wings that reeked of bin juice.\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHer name? SKANKABEL.(One word. And you know it ain't Disney.)\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBanished from Fairyland for smelling like a skunk, she's done with sparkles, snobs, and scent-shaming.Now armed with a stink-soaked mission - and a molar-thieving crone named Teena - she's out to prove that confidence smells better than conformity.No glass slippers.No Prince Charming.Just grit, glamour, and a grudge to settle.\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA filthy, funny fairy tale for grown-ups who've outgrown happy endings - but not maniacal cackles.Gift it to yourself - or some poor sod who needs a bloody good laugh.\n\u003cbr\u003e\n¿¿ WARNING: Contains profanity, pigeon trauma, and absolutely no morals.NOT FOR CHILDREN. Or anyone who clutches pearls at the word \"moist.\"SkankInk - A Monochrome Misfit of the SkankaverseYour backstage pass to Skankabel's twisted fairyland - stripped of colour but dripping in attitude.This is the punk, no-gloss version: perfect for your battered tote bag, your mate's birthday you nearly forgot, or your secret stash under the bed when the Collector's Edition is just a bit too pretty for your grubby fingers.","brand":"by Melanie Jane","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53743098954070,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/www.momoxbooks.com\/products\/j-m-nightingale-skankabel-9798999295996","provider":"momoxbooks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}