{"product_id":"g-longtale-dark-stormy-nights-9781068463181","title":"Dark \u0026 Stormy Nights","description":"Shake up a cocktail of chaos, dark humor, and island madness - and what you get is Dark \u0026amp; Stormy Nights - and possibly Bert Kreischer's Love Child. \n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis memoir blends:2 shots of Hunter S. Thompson's The Rum Diary1 generous pour of Tucker Max's I Hope They Serve Beer in HellA splash of Californication's unapologetic dark humorAll served with a twist of tropical storms, sinking boats, and Bermuda Police Department hospitality.\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFrom the moment G. Longtale touched down on the tiny island, life became a blender full of rum, questionable choices, and hilarious consequences. This is not a travel guide - unless you want step-by-step instructions on how to ruin a scooter, flee from cops in boxer shorts, or sink your social life (along with your boat) faster than you can say \"Dark \u0026amp; Stormy.\"Perfect for anyone who's ever dreamed of island life - or woken up on a beach wondering where their dignity went - Dark \u0026amp; Stormy Nights is the ultimate island misadventure.Sip slowly. Read irresponsibly.","brand":"G. Longtale","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53697576141142,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0925\/5829\/5382\/files\/product_image_9781068463181_1.jpg?v=1778862948","url":"https:\/\/www.momoxbooks.com\/products\/g-longtale-dark-stormy-nights-9781068463181","provider":"momoxbooks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}