Still Lost in Translation: More misadventures in English abroade

Have you ever arrived in a hotel room and been baffled by the information provided? Beware of your luggage. In your room you will find a minibar which is filled with alcoholics. Do not throw urine around. Have you ever arrived in an airport and found that the supposedly helpful signs make you feel more lost? You are required to declare all sorts of private things. Please buy your ticket consciously. Charlie Croker has, and in this sequel to his bestselling book LOST IN TRANSLATION there are even more side-splittingly hilarious English language howlers that will have you in stitches.