{"product_id":"amy-meghan-clause-clown-ferret-9781069741103","title":"Clause, Clown \u0026 Ferret","description":"A romantic comedy about a lawyer, a clown, and a ferret with a superiority complex.Tessa Morgan follows rules. She's got spreadsheets, color-coded goals, and a five-year plan that does not include juggling pins or rodents in tiaras.But when a rent-controlled NYC apartment comes with a bizarre lease clause-and an even weirder roommate-her perfectly scripted life faceplants into clown shoes.Enter Theo West: circus dropout, professional balloon animal enthusiast, and proud human to a ferret named Beyoncé. He's chaos in cargo pants. She's ready to sue him for emotional damage.Forced to live together for a year or lose the apartment, Tessa and Theo strike up an uneasy truce involving labeled shelves, roommate agreements, and zero glitter. (Spoiler: There's so much glitter.)But the more they clash, the more the tension starts to feel... less murder-y. And more kiss-y.","brand":"Meghan Amy Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53743837380950,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/www.momoxbooks.com\/products\/amy-meghan-clause-clown-ferret-9781069741103","provider":"momoxbooks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}