{"product_id":"acker-joey-the-worst-elf-book-in-the-whole-entire-world-9781951046552","title":"The Worst Elf Book in the Whole Entire World","description":"¿¿¿¿ WARNING: This IS the WORST Elf Book in the Whole Entire World\n\u003cbr\u003e\nElves = magic, toys, joy, and candy canes, right?WRONG.\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause Nameless the Rock does NOT like elves. He doesn't trust elves. He doesn't even know why elves need their own book.\n\u003cbr\u003e\n¿¿¿¿ There's glitter. ¿¿¿¿ There were candy canes-until the elf ate them all. ¿¿¿¿ There's a sleigh. On fire. ¿¿¿¿ And Santa? Missing.\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd of course, the elf is way too cheerful about all of it. (He made one toy. It was a stick.)\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNameless just wants peace and quiet. Maybe a nap by the fire. But instead, he's trapped in Elfmas-and it's somehow getting worse by the page.\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStill-because Joey Acker's books never behave- a weird, kinda-happy ending sneaks in anyway. Ugh.\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYOU'LL LOVE THIS BOOK IF YOU LOVE Funny Christmas or winter stories with ridiculous twists Grumpy narrators and overly-happy elves Glitter, chaos, and unhelpful \"helping\" Humor that makes kids AND grown-ups laugh out loud Picture books that don't take the holidays seriously","brand":"Joey and Melanie Acker","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53795987751254,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0925\/5829\/5382\/files\/product_image_9781951046552_1.jpg?v=1781807638","url":"https:\/\/www.momoxbooks.com\/products\/acker-joey-the-worst-elf-book-in-the-whole-entire-world-9781951046552","provider":"momoxbooks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}