{"product_id":"acker-joey-the-worst-elf-book-in-the-whole-entire-world-9781951046545","title":"The Worst Elf Book in the Whole Entire World","description":"WARNING: This IS the WORST Elf Book in the Whole Entire World\n\u003cbr\u003e\nElves = magic, toys, joy, and candy canes, right?WRONG.\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause Nameless the Rock does NOT like elves. He doesn't trust elves. He doesn't even know why elves need their own book.There's glitter.There were candy canes-until the elf ate them all.There's a sleigh. On fire.And Santa? Missing.\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd of course, the elf is way too cheerful about all of it. (He made one toy. It was a stick.)\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNameless just wants peace and quiet. Maybe a nap by the fire. But instead, he's trapped in Elfmas-and it's somehow getting worse by the page.\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStill-because Joey Acker's books never behave- a weird, kinda-happy ending sneaks in anyway. Ugh.\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYOU'LL LOVE THIS BOOK IF YOU LOVE Funny Christmas or winter stories with ridiculous twists Grumpy narrators and overly-happy elves Glitter, chaos, and unhelpful \"helping\" Humor that makes kids AND grown-ups laugh out loud Picture books that don't take the holidays seriously","brand":"Joey and Melanie Acker","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53795526279510,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0925\/5829\/5382\/files\/product_image_9781951046545_1.jpg?v=1781807357","url":"https:\/\/www.momoxbooks.com\/products\/acker-joey-the-worst-elf-book-in-the-whole-entire-world-9781951046545","provider":"momoxbooks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}