Awesome Jokes That Every 9 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters

Which dog always wins the race?

The one with the comfortable lead!
How do angry people tie their shoes?

With a crossbow!
What's big, purple and smells horrible?

A monster's bottom!
What's the best way to buy wallpaper online?

Just cut and paste!
Here at last: the funny jokes that every nine year old needs to know.
A power pack of punchlines that's sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.
They're all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page.
Give that nine year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!